Yesterday I went to Supercuts in Cranston to get my hair cut and beard trimmed. After the procedure was complete, the hair stylist took me over to the cash register and told me that prices had recently gone up. "But I didn't take much off the top," she said, "so I'll just charge you for a children's haircut." Male pattern baldness wins again!
Also, I have been wearing my new slippers for most of the past couple of days and they have been very comfortable and nice. Mmmmm.