Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote,
Jacob Haller

five-paragraph essay: sleep

Introduction: I am tired.

Thesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight.

Antithesis: But I got home at 2:30 am last night and I still didn't go to sleep for another hour after that. What makes me think I'll do better tonight?

Synthesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight, but I guess I probably won't.

Conclusion: Man, I am soooo tired.
Tags: randomness, tired

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