Well, today I was inspired by a challenge made by swt and actually wrote an episode incorporating some of the ideas we discussed. It can be found here.
Vast chunks of it were written in bricktext, which I found exhausting and which probably detracted from my ability to actually make it, you know, FUNNY. So if anyone wants to do some script doctorin' please do so; any revised version will eventually be put in the ARK section of my website and will probably be posted to talk.bizarre for Fail To Suck Day (and of course I will give credit).