June 19th, 2003

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A dream I had last night

I've forgotten some of the details, so this isn't 100% accurate, but I think it's close enough.

A bunch of Kibologists, including Matt McIrvin, samantha2074Sam Wilkinson, and me, were eating dinner at a restaurant. At one point, the subject of nutrition came up, and Matt mentioned the importance of getting enough iron in your diet. One of the other Kibologists looked unconvinced and proceeded to deliver a long harangue about the evils of the Dietary Iron Lobby as everyone else looked bored.

After this Kibologist had simmered down a bit, Sam turned to Matt and said, in a low voice, 'Perhaps they would be more convinced if they heard it from Baby Caley.' Matt nodded and left the table. After a short while, he returned dressed as a baby; he was wearing a set of pink full-body pajamas with attached feet. He proceeded to dance around the room, expounding on the virtues of dietary iron. Everyone was rapt. When we was done, everyone in the restaurant burst into spontaneous applause -- some people were even cheering and whistling.