July 5th, 2007



His eyes drifted down to the bottom of the contract, where there was a unchecked checkbox marked 'Heaven'. "What about this?" he asked.

She snorted. "You don't want that. It's not worth it."

He was surprised. "Really?"

"Imagine avoiding saying 'Damn' for the rest of your life just so you can get into a country club with no booze."