Anyway, here's an initial attempt at the Digestion Dance: http://jwgh.org/livejournal/knittinggroup/digestion1.3gp
and here's a discussion of how it should actually be done: http://jwgh.org/livejournal/knittinggroup/digestion2.3gp
Also, I appear to have ended up with someone's fudge.
Also, I bought some gummi bologna tonight:

The note on the upper right part of the package is a little hard to read in the picture, but it says 'FOR BEST QUALITY, OPEN PACKAGE AND EAT THEM ALL'.