Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote,
Jacob Haller

Hey, I'm guessing many of you have seen the lists of amazing Chuck Norris facts that have been passed around, such as "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live" and "When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."

Well, djswifty has brought to my attention the fact that Chuck Norris has responded to these allegations! Truly we live in an age of wonder.

Also, here is a picture of a cat:

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