- Don't blame me, I voted for Gore -- yeah, you and half the other people who voted. Big friggin' deal. Don't rub it in.
- Don't blame me, I voted for Nader -- you should only wear this one if you don't mind being rear ended. On the other hand, you probably drive a Volvo, right?
- Go ahead and blame me, I voted for Buchanon -- this is the best I could come up with.
Any other suggestions?