“Hi, I tried posting this before but I think I screwed it up, so here's another try:
Hello, folks, from Providence!
I got a call from Christy a little while ago, who doesn't have internet access, but she said I should spread the word that Jessie and Bob are having a barbecue this afternoon, well, this evening starting at 5PM, and if you want to go, you should. I don't know the address, so I guess if you want to go, you should call Christy or maybe someone can comment with information on how to get there. But, I hope everyone's having a great Independence Day, and I'm hoping I'll see a lot of you either tomorrow or Thursday. So long!”