New Yorker cartoon bonus twofer post!

This is a cartoon from the current New Yorker.



So.

The caption should have been

about how the person is now suited for promotion to [sales manager, marketing, VP of whatever, etc.]
3(18.8%)
a threat to remove other body parts.
0(0.0%)
some sort of Wizard of Oz reference..
0(0.0%)
"Jesus Christ! What an idiot!"
2(12.5%)
about Dick Cheney shooting that one guy in the face.
1(6.2%)
about the nifty painting in the background.
3(18.8%)
about something else which will go in a comment.
7(43.8%)

And while I'm at it, here's this month's Cartoon Caption Contest.



My question here is simpler.

Will one of the finalist's captions be a joke about how the policeman wants a giant doughnut just like one the caveman has?

Yes!
5(25.0%)
No.
4(20.0%)
I hope so!
4(20.0%)
I hope not.
7(35.0%)