Really I have only ever had online conversations with two .net kooks.
The first is Archimedes Plutonium who I first ran into probably a little less than ten years ago. My favorite thing he ever said about me was:
Someone should write a song titled the Birdbrains of Mathematics dedicated of Jacob Haller.
The other is George Hammand, who told me once:
Of course you're an oxymoron ignoramus who probably says "hi everybody" when he walks in the room.
Do these guys have my number or what?