Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote,
Jacob Haller
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the most pointless livejournal post ever

The competition is pretty stiff, too!

Anyway, I decided that in this post I would list the different kinds of jelly beans that are found in the 'American Mix' collection of jellybeans put out by the Life Savers company. Here we go!

  1. Pina Colada
  2. Tropical Punch
  3. Cherry
  4. Strawberry Kiwi
  5. Cotton Candy
  6. Pineapple

Who knew America was so tropical?

The back of the bag contains the following copy:
Now you can enjoy the refreshing Life Savors fruit flavors you've always loved in jellybeans.

Life Savers Jellybeans have flavor-packed centers so you can enjoy the great fruit flavor!
[Their line of hollow jelly beans flopped, I guess.]

Great for snacking! [Brilliant!]

Put all six mouthwatering fruit flavors in your candy dish and share them with the whole family! [I guess this confirms that cotton candy is a fruit. I always wondered what the hell it was.]
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