Yesterday was kind of a busy day -- I got off work at 6 pm, went to a Connect RI thing, then went to knitting, then went to Stanley Burger to hang out with knitters some more and eat some strawberry shortcake, and then after that I had promised CMonti that I would at least stop by Muldowney's where he was playing to say 'Hi'. (In fact I ended up staying there until just past midnight.)
As things were winding down at Stanley Burger, one of my friends said, "Well, I should go home and go to bed," and I nodded and said, "And I should go to a bar, hang out there for a while, then go home and go to bed." My friend said, "Yeah, how do you do everything? I mean, are you just really tired in the morning?"
I nodded and said, "Yes, that's my secret: tired all the time."
So now you know. Use this knowledge for good!