“On Mondays I never go to work. On Tuesdays, I stay at home. On Wednesdays, I'm never feeling fine. Work is the last thing on my mind. On Thursdays, it's a holiday and Fridays I detest(?), oh it's much to late on Saturday and Sunday is a day of rest.”
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TranscriptionBot did a pretty good job with this! This is part of a They Might Be Giants song, "Seven Days of the Week (Never Go To Work)", which I have been trying to learn so I can impress my nephew on Saturday.
Edit: Oh, except it's "on Wednesday, I'm never inclined" (and I think the original song just says "I'm not inclined").