I go to Worcester have dinner with my family and what do I come back with?

Not a headache as some have speculated, but ...

THIS:

(That's Word 4.0 running on it.)

I admit that it was a bit of a bait-and-switch. I was originally told that it was a Mac 512.

Now I just have to figure out what to do with it, and probably how to transfer files to it from my other Mac.