Then I realized that the chances of me ever playing it for another person was basically zero.
So then I decided to record it and inflict it on you people. Here it is.
I originally planned to record a guitar part, but my digital recorder stopped working after I recorded the vocals, making for a bit more of a bare-bones rendition than I intended. Still, I think it sounds OK, if your expectations aren't too high.
Now to try to do one of the things I should really have been working on!