Everyone respond with your own ironic, cynical, jaded bumper sticker about voting! C'mon, it'll be fun! In an ironic, cynical, and jaded sort of way!
You can use the following template if you want (be sure to check off the 'Don't auto-format' button if you do, though, and use the 'Preview' option until you've got it looking just right) or something of your own devising.
<table border="1" align="center">
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#993333">
<td>
<big><b style="color: #DFF">I'M AN UNDECIDED REGISTERED VOTER</b></big>
</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<td>
<small><b>AND</b></small>
</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#333399">
<td>
<big><big><big><b style="color: #FFD">I MIGHT VOTE</b></big></big></big>
</td>
</tr>
</table>which gives you:
| I'M AN UNDECIDED REGISTERED VOTER |
| AND |
| I MIGHT VOTE |
There you have it.
Other examples:
| I'M A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE |
| AND |
| I VOTE |
| I'M A DEAD CONVICTED FELON |
| AND |
| I VOTE |