Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote,
Jacob Haller

A joke I didn't use

Before I go to bed, I will describe the little joke I decided not to tell at the show tonight. I came up with it as I was driving up to Worcester.

"It's been a pretty tough week for me, maybe for some of you too. But, you know, I think that we have to get past this setback and look ahead and start to rebuild, and if everyone works really hard then I think that there's a real chance that in four years the Yankees might make it to the World Series."

(I rejected the joke because I decided that if I told it people would (1) think it wasn't funny and (2) hate me.)

After I sang 'The World's All In A Tangle' I said "I suppose I should now apologize to all the Communists in the audience," and a guy raised his hand and said, "Thanks!"
Tags: fur elise, joke, solo

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